Future Heap Owner came to Montana and tried to steal my Datsun

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/06/2019 at 12:22 • Filed to: Datsun 240Z

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FHO : “This is the oldest car I’ve ever driven .”

FHO : “Whats that lever behind the shiftier ?”

Highlander: “that’s a choke”

FHO : “ So you own a Sword/Knife store in Po rtland OR?”

FHO : “ I’ve never driven a car with carburetors before. ”

FHO : 2nd gear pull to 55 mph “ OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG”

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Is this worse than a versa? IDK, but just look what 49 years has done to Nissan.

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Before the storm


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:41

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2nd gear in my old 280Z was one of my favorite things ever. I miss that old rust bucket.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:44

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It was a blast! Thanks so much for letting me take it for a spin. I promise I won’t try to steal it again

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this month at least


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:46

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I mean, look what time has done to all car companies. Yuck


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:47

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This is the first Kicks I’ve seen in person. I encouraged FHO to do a rental car review for this crap can.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:47

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“I’ve never driven a car with carburetors before.”

And suddenly I’m feeling so incredibly old. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal
09/06/2019 at 12:48

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Yep. And the choke thing, I mean it actually has a picture of a carburetor on the lever...


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:53

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D’oh!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Future Heap Owner
09/06/2019 at 12:56

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I thought it was funny. You would never know if you haven’t driven an older car tho.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:58

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I miss my Datsun :(


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 12:59

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Tbh I’ve owned half a dozen carbureted cars, as old as 1964 — and not one of them had a choke lever.  Automatic chokes FTW!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl
09/06/2019 at 12:59

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370z’s are getting cheap. Carmax one.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 13:07

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Those don’t even remotely count.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 13:08

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What’s a carburetor???


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > WilliamsSW
09/06/2019 at 13:08

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Oh look at you fancy pants. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
09/06/2019 at 13:12

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You see when a man loves a woman, fuel and air need to be mixed to start the combustion process. A car buretor is like a “marital aid” in that process. 


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 13:16

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Ahh so it makes burnouts happen so he can impress her!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl
09/06/2019 at 13:16

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https://missoula.craigslist.org/cto/d/missoula-datsun-1600-roadster/6963165532.html


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl
09/06/2019 at 13:18

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https://boulder.craigslist.org/cto/d/boulder-1982-datsun-280zx-280z-s130/6951944468.html


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl
09/06/2019 at 13:19

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https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/cto/d/evans-1977-datsun-280/6964273564.html

Sorry, one more.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 13:19

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Lol all American cars-so much cutting edge technology!!!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > WilliamsSW
09/06/2019 at 13:21

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IIRC there really isn’t a good solution for an auto choke on a side draft hitachi carb. Every down draft carb car I’ve had -except the ‘65 Ford truck- had an auto choke, including the ‘68 electra, ‘ 75 B210 and ‘78 510 wagon.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
09/06/2019 at 13:55

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I’ve had chokes on tractors, but I never experienced one in a car.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 13:58

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My choke is disconnected, I don’t have the original carbs. Give in to the triples! 


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 14:05

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Not bad, I think my old one has less than half the mileage though!

I really should make my dad an offer and go get it.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
09/06/2019 at 14:21

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This one runs so damn good tho, I have never had a Z with OEM carbs that ran this good. It revs freely, makes good noises and starts easy. Maybe I need a second Datsun Z as a “race car”. 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 14:40

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Well that Z Therapy guy seems to make those work well. But I have never driven a Z with stock carbs!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
09/06/2019 at 14:44

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Yeah, I’ve used chokes on various yard machines, but never a car that I can recall.   


Kinja'd!!! L3GAC1E > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/06/2019 at 20:05

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I’m really loving all the love Datsuns have been getting recently. Time to start restoring the 3 in my backyard